
A woman's handbag is like Mary Poppins duffle bag; a bottomless abyss of useful (and often useless) items. It's a veritable department store ranging from pens to smoked oysters, 3 year old receipts to spare nappies and expired credit cards (I did say some things were more useful than others!). Today though, my magical bag let me down... I was without a hair tie!
Hair ties and bobby pins breed by mitosis (my first year physiology may be a little hazy!). They're always appearing in the bottom of the washing machine, clogging up the sink and being sucked up by the vacuum. That is until you need one! This is bad news if you are like me and have long hair; and it's even worse when it's past your normal hair washing day and the dirtiness of your hair makes it stand on end. Definitely a hat day!
I have on occasion found Lemons in the bottom of my handbag. Oddly, still not the weirdest thing ever to be in there. It's lemon season here in Australia and my tree has a bumper crop this year, hence the Lemon Butter and Lemon Butter Cookies.
Today's lemony dessert is a baked Lemon Tart. This recipe was adapted from Kate Bracks dessert book 'The Sweet Life'. The lemon filling bakes into a tangy soft custard which is not too sweet (which means you can eat 2 slices)! My crust was slightly undercooked so it was a bit floppy which is why I have indicated to cook the crust a little longer than in other pie recipes.
LEMON TART
adapted from Kate Bracks 'The Sweet Life'
INGREDIENTS
PIE CRUST
1/4 cup Almond Meal
1/2 cup + 2 tablespoons Coconut Flour (available from health food and specialty stores)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 cup Coconut Oil, softened
1/4 cup Maple Syrup (you could substitute honey etc)
1 Egg
1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
LEMON FILLING
4 Eggs
1/2 Cup Maple Syrup
3/4 Cup Coconut Cream (place open can in fridge overnight and spoon off the thick cream from the top)
150ml Lemon Juice
Zest of 1 Lemon
INSTRUCTIONS
PIE CRUST
Preheat oven to 175C/350F Grease/Spray a 20cm (8 inch) spring form cake tin or pie dish (a 22cm/9inch can also be used).
Mix the dry ingredients in a blender.
In a separate small bowl, whisk together the wet ingredients. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry, and blend until combined. A dough ball will form.
Roll the doughnut between 2 sheets of baking paper and trace a plate/tin bigger than tart tin. Gently place circle in tin. Use excess dough to ensure an even edge.
Alternatively, spread dough evenly in tin and up edges by hand (This is my method of laziest choice!).
Pierce the bottom of pie crust with a knife 4 to 5 times to prevent the dough 'bubbling'.
Bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the bottom is cooked without the edges burning.
Remove from the oven and make the lemon filling.
LEMON FILLING
Reduce the oven temperature to 150C/300F.
Place the eggs and maple syrup in the bowl of a kitchen stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment. Whisk until pale and just thickened (approximately 3 minutes).
Lightly whisk or stir in the coconut cream, lemon juice and zest until combined and no white lumps of cream are visible.
Allow the mixture to sit for 5 minutes then skim off the foam that has risen and settled on the top.
Pour the mixture into the baked pie crust and bake for 50-55 minutes.
The tart is ready when the top is set but the filling is still a bit wobbly underneath.
Allow the tart to cool to room temperature then place in the fridge for at least 1 (but preferably overnight).
Dust with Coconut Flour
Serve but itself or with Whipped Coconut Cream.
Keep refrigerated when not eating.

I recently had a recipe request from my Facebook page. This was exciting for me as it means someone actually reads my blog and their request sounded so tasty; a healthy version of a Golden Gaytime Cheesecake. A Golden Gaytime Icecream is an Aussie icon; A caramel centre with vanilla ice cream, chocolate ganache and a biscuit crumb. Such great flavours!!
This Golden Gaytime Mousse Cake is my version of a Golden Gaytime Cheesecake. It's dairy free as it uses Coconut Cream and Avocado, Gluten Free as it uses Almond Meal and Refined Sugar Free as it uses Maple Syrup. Oh yeah... and it tastes amazing!
Biscuit base; tasty and simple
Chocolate Mousse; avocados are full of healthy fats and this mousse tastes far from healthy.
Vanilla Custard: I love this custard recipe. I first used it in my Valentines Day trifle and it is divine. So amazing!
Caramel Whipped Cream: heaven on a spoon. BEST. THING.EVER!!
This layered mousse cake is worth the extra time. The individual elements themselves aren't hard but it does take time as each layer needs to cool or set before the next is put on. Make sure you don't rush it; the joy of this cake is in the beauty of the layers not in a crating a mushy mess.
GOLDEN GAYTIME MOUSSE CAKE
4 Layers of biscuit, chocolate mousse, vanilla custard and caramel whipped cream; inspired by the Golden Gaytime Icecream.
BISCUIT BASE
INGREDIENTS
3/4 Cup Almond Meal
2 Tablespoons Arrowroot
1/2 Cup Desiccated Coconut
1/2 Tablespoon Coconut Cream
1 Tablespoon melted Coconut Oil
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
1 Tablespoon Maple Syrup
1/2 Tablespoon Golden Syrup
Pinch Salt
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 175C/350F.
Line and grease a 20cm/8inch round springform cake tin.
Place all the ingredients in a blender and mix until combined.
Alternatively mix by hand.
Once combined press evenly into the base of the prepared tin.
Pierce the base with a knife several times.
Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until slightly brown and cooked through.
Allow to cool completely.
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE
INGREDIENTS
2 medium Avocados
1/3-1/2 Cup Cocoa
1/3-1/2 Cup Maple Syrup
1 Tablespoon Vanilla Extract
1 Tablespoon Milk (of choice)
1-2 Tablespoon Coconut Cream
1 teaspoon Gelatine
INSTRUCTIONS
Remove the flesh from the avocado and place into a blender.
Add 1/3 cup cocoa, 1/3 cup maple syrup, vanilla and milk and blend until smooth.
Taste the mousse and add the additional maple syrup and cocoa if required.
Transfer the Chocolate mixture into the mixing bowl of a kitchen stand mixer, and the coconut cream and whisk until smooth and fluffy.
In a small bowl place 1 tablespoon of water. Sprinkle the gelatine over the water and allow to stand for 5 minutes and thicken.
Place the thickened gelatine in a small saucepan and melt over a very low heat. The gelatine mix needs to be liquid but not hot.
Add the liquid gelatine to the mixing bowl and whisk until combined.
Spread over the biscuit base.
Place in the fridge for a minimum of 2 hours.
VANILLA CUSTARD
INGREDIENTS
300ml Milk of choice
2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
4 egg yolks
1/4 Cup Maple Syrup
2 1/2 Tablespoons Arrowroot Flour
2 teaspoons Gelatine
INSTRUCTIONS
Place the milk and vanilla in a saucepan.
Bring the mixture to near boiling point over low/medium heat.
Place the egg yolks, maple syrup and arrowroot in the bowl of a kitchen stand mixture (or using an electric hand whisk) and whisk on medium until pale and thick. This may take 3-5 minutes.
Put 1/4 cup of water in a small bowl and sprinkle the gelatine over it.
Allow to sit and thicken for 5 minutes.
With the whisk still on, gently pour the almost boiling milk mixture into the bowl. Do this by pouring the hot liquid down the sides of the bowl.
Return to combined mixture to the saucepan and whisk continually over medium heat until boiling. Continue whisking the boiling mixture for 1 minute.
Lower the heat and add the thickened gelatine.
Whisk until the gelatine dissolves.
Pour the custard into a heat proof bowl and allow to cool.
Once cooled, but not yet set, pour the custard over the mousse and biscuit base in the cake tin.
Smooth the top flat.
Place the cake tin in the fridge and allow to set for a minimum of 2 hours.
CARAMEL WHIPPED CREAM
INGREDIENTS
1 can Coconut Cream, opened and refrigerated over night (should be 1 ½ cups)
6 -8 tablespoons Caramel Sauce (see recipe below)
1 teaspoon Gelatine
INSTRUCTIONS
Remove thickened cream from the can, discarding watery remains.
Place cream in a mixing bowl and whisk on high until thick.
Make sure the Caramel sauce is runny but not warm (if it has thickened in the fridge you may need to loosen it over low heat. If the caramel is added hot to the cream it will cause the cream to ruin). Add the caramel and continue to whisk until incorporated.
Place 2 Tablespoons of water in a small bowl and sprinkle the gelatine on top.
Allow to sit for 5 minutes and thicken.
Place the thickened gelatine in a small saucepan and melt over a very low heat. The gelatine mix needs to be liquid but not hot.
Add the liquid gelatine to the mixing bowl and whisk until combined.
Spread the caramel cream over the vanilla custard layer.
Place the cake in the fridge overnight.
When ready to serve remove the ringed edge from the tin and place on as serving tray.
I placed my cake in the freezer for 2 hours before attempting this to prevent the layers from sifting during the process.
Keep refrigerated when not eating...although that won't be for long!!
CARAMEL
INGREDIENTS
1 can Coconut Cream (400ml can)
1/2 Cup Maple Syrup
Dash of salt
2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
INSTRUCTIONS
Place coconut cream, maple syrup and salt in a saucepan over medium/high heat.
Bring mixture to boil, then reduce to medium heat.
Allow the mixture to boil until quite thick and dark golden in colour. Stir regularly to prevent burning. This will take 15-25 minutes (the timing will vary depending on the quality of your cream. Judge its readiness by the colour and reduction in volume to approximately 1/2 its original size).
Add vanilla and stir
The caramel will be dark golden in colour and delicious.
Allow to cool completely before using (place it in the fridge for a quicker result).
I think Cookies might be the new cupcake. A big call, I know. I have been on a cookie fix lately; weird ones, normal ones and now ones with an uninviting name.Cookies are quick to eat, they're so easy to adapt the flavours and who doesn't love a cookie break?
These Compost Cookies are also known as Garbage, Left Over or Rubbish Cookies. I think they all sound a bit ick; thankfully the cookies taste amazing so you'll soon forget the gross name. Compost Cookies are a great way to use left overs and odds and ends from the cupboard. Don't have sultanas? Use Raisins, Craisins or Dates. Maybe switch in Dried Apricots, Pecan Nut Brittle or white chocolate. The possibilities are endless!! And tasty!
COMPOST COOKIES
Inspired by Christina Tosi from Momfoko Milkbar
INGREDIENTS
112 grams Avocado (approximately 1/2 cup or 1 small-medium avocado but measure to be sure)
1/2 Tablespoon Honey
1/3 cup Maple Syrup
1/2 Egg (I know this sounds weird but I couldn't eat 18 cookies myself. If you can double the recipe)
1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
3/4 Cup Almond Meal
1/3 Cup + 1 Tablespoon Arrowroot
1/4 teaspoon Baking Powder
Dash Bicarbonate
1/2 teaspoon Salt
Add ins: (swap according to what's in your cupboard)
1/4 Cup Almond Brittle (see recipe below)- break into small pieces using a food processor or by hammering
50 grams Chocolate Chips (see recipe below)
1/4 Cup Desiccated Coconut
1/4 Cup Sultanas
INSTRUCTIONS
If not already done so make the Almond Brittle and Chocolate chips.
Place the avocado, maple syrup and honey in a blender and blend for 3 minutes.
The mixture will be silky smooth and an odd green colour.
Transfer the green mixture to the bowl of a kitchen stand mixer with a paddle attachment.
Add the egg and vanilla and beat for 30 seconds.
Scrape down the edges of the bowl and then beat on medium/high for 7 minutes.
Add the dry ingredients (except for the add ins) and mix on low until just combined.
Stir in the add ins by hand (not literally with your hand; but not by the mixer) being careful not to over mix.
Line 2 baking trays with baking paper and grease.
Using an ice cream scooper, or a 1/4-1/3 cup measure, make 8-9 mounds of cookie dough over the 2 sheets. Do not place the cookies too close to each other.
Using your fingers or the back of a spoon, shape each mound into a circle by flattening the top.
Cover each tray with plastic wrap and place in the fridge for a minimum of 1 hour (can be left for up to 2 days).
Preheat the oven to 190C/375F
Place 1 tray of cookies in the oven and bake for 18 minutes.
Remove and allow the cookies to cool completely on the tray.
Bake the other tray of cookies next. (Don't bake the 2 trays at the same time as the bottom tray will not get crispy on top)
The cookies are best eaten fresh but can be stored in an airtight container for up to 4 days...good luck not eating them all at once! They are crispy on top and soft on gooey on the inside.
ALMOND BRITTLE
INGREDIENTS
1 Tablespoon Maple Syrup
1 Tablespoon Honey
1/4 Cup Almonds, halved
Optional, dash of Salt
INSTRUCTIONS
Prepare a split-mat (a silicon baking mat) or line a baking tray with baking paper and grease.
Place the maple syrup and honey in a small saucepan and bring to a rolling boil over medium heat.
Simmer the mixture over a medium heat until it turns a golden colour.
The mixture will need to be stirred continuously to prevent it sticking to the bottom of the saucepan and burning.
Take the saucepan off the heat and immediately stir in the almonds, ensuring the nuts are coated in the mixture.
IMMEDIATELY spread the coated nuts over the prepared mat/tray and allow to cool completely.
Sprinkle with salt if you wish.
To fasten the process the brittle can be placed in the fridge.
CHOCOLATE
INGREDIENTS
1 1/2 Tablespoons Coconut Oil
1/2 tablespoon Maple Syrup
1 1/2 Tablespoons Cocoa
Optional; 1/2 teaspoon of Vanilla Extract (for a sweeter, less bitter, chocolate)
INSTRUCTIONS
Over a very low heat, melt the Coconut oil in a saucepan.
Add the maple syrup and stir
Add the cocoa and whisk to combine.
Allow to thicken slightly, but DO NOT boil or over heat (as this causes the coconut oil to separate).
Place in lined dish and freeze until set (approximately 30 minutes)
To make into chips; place the chocolate in a zip lock bag and break up using a hammer, rolling pin or your large feet.
Store in the freezer.
Today is the first day of Winter here in Australia and, fittingly, I woke up to a rainy, cold miserable day. It's been the type of day when the sun never rises; it tiptoes behind the clouds all day, peaking out only once or twice to remind me what I'll be missing these next few weeks.
The beginning of winter also heralds the start of hot desserts and chunky, belly warming stews so it's not all bad. It's definitely not the weather for ice cream, slushies or fruit salad.
But what if you are craving a fruit salad fix? You want the potassium goodness of banana and you love the taste of berries... but it's just sooooo cold.
Here is your answer; Fruit Salad Muffins. Banana, Mandarin, Strawberries and Raspberries all packaged together in a tasty, healthy muffin.
Feel free to change the berries depending on what's in season, just be careful not to over mix the finished mixture as it will cause the muffins to become mushy.
FRUIT SALAD MUFFINS
Makes 8 muffins
INGREDIENTS
2 Tablespoons Maple Syrup
2 Eggs
1/2 Cup Milk(of choice)
2 Tablespoons Mandarin or Orange Juice
1/3 Cup mashed ripe Banana
1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
1 Cup Almond Meal
4 Tablespoons Coconut Flour
1 Tablespoon Baking Powder
8 small-medium sized Strawberries- diced
1/3 cup Raspberries (fresh or frozen)- other berries can be used instead
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 175C/350F
Line a muffin tray with 8 muffin cases and lightly grease each one.
Put all the wet ingredients into a small bowl and whisk together lightly by hand.
In another bowl, put all the dry ingredients and whisk together lightly by hand.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients bowl and stir until combined.
Do not over mix as the muffins will turn out tough.
Add the Raspberries and Strawberries and fold through the mixture.
Divide the mixture evenly into the muffin cases.
Bake for 30-35 minutes or until cooked through.
The tops will go light brown and a little crunchy when done.
Allow the muffins to cool in the tin before removing.
Store in an airtight container.
Today the Universe provided for me. No, it wasn't a life-altering epiphany or a large sum of money. It was a vintage 3/4 length Red Leather Jacket in mint condition and it was in my size. The biggest gift from the Universe? it was only $20.
The boys and I went to the park this afternoon to feed the ducks and, for no reason, walked the back route to the post office. By chance we walked past a retro shop which happened to have a rack out the front. Nestled in the rack between some orange flares and a crocheted vest was the most amazing jacket the 70s ever made. It was meant to be mine!
Sometimes it's just by chance that you find something amazing.
Like when you have left over roasted pumpkin from last night’s Roast Pork and your new motto is to not waste food. When life gives you pumpkin, make these Pumpkin Spice Muffins!
PUMPKIN SPICE MUFFINS
Makes 8 Muffins
INGREDIENTS
1/3 Cup Maple Syrup
2 Eggs
1/2 Cup Milk(of choice)
1/3 Cup mashed Pumpkin (Roast pumpkin pieces in a moderate oven for 45 minutes then mash. Measure after mashing)
1 Cup Almond Meal
4 Tablespoons Coconut Flour
1 Tablespoon Baking Powder
1 teaspoon Cinnamon
2/3 teaspoon Ginger
1/2 teaspoon Nutmeg
Dash Allspice
Dash Cloves
Optional; Pumpkin Seeds
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 175C/350F
Line a muffin tray with 8 muffin cases and lightly grease each one.
Put all the wet ingredients into a small bowl and whisk together lightly by hand.
In another bowl, put all the dry ingredients and whisk together lightly by hand.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients bowl and stir until combined.
Do not over mix as the muffins will turn out tough.
Divide the mixture evenly into the muffin cases.
Scatter pumpkin seeds on top of each muffin if using.
Bake for 27-30 minutes or until cooked through.
The tops will go light brown and a little crunchy when done.
Allow the muffins to cool in the tin before removing.
Store in an airtight container.

I had a movie montage moment this morning.
I was out for my morning run (I much prefer to call it running as jogging makes me think of pink leotards in the eighties... I'm marginally cooler than that!) and 'Fighter' by Christina Aguilera came on.
For some reason I actually listened to the lyrics (rather than just thinking how much I hate the skanky film clip) and found myself reflecting on how much I have grown and changed over the past 18 months.
I am faster.
I am stronger.
I am fitter.
I am focused.
And these changes couldn't have come without the bad times. Sometimes you have to hit rock bot-tom to change, grow and shine. So, as I was pounding the pavement in my full length Lycra I gave thanks to those who helped me get to the place I'm in today.
Thank you to the bullies.
Thank you to their enablers.
Thank you to the media.
Thank you to the ill-informed judgmental strangers.
You have all helped me to realise that there is much, much more to life than your issues, your personal agendas and your insecurities. It was never about me; I am ok. I was not the problem but I was a casualty and that will never be ok.
Thank you to my family.
Thank you to my friends and colleagues.
Thank you to the people I've never met who showed me, and others, support and love when it felt that there was no one out there who cared.
You have all helped me to realise that there is good out there and that there is more in life to appreciate, to enjoy and to put your energy towards.
So, as I was movie montaging in my Lycra I discovered that I am stronger than yesterday (I also had old Brittany on my playlist) and that the future will be what I want it to be. No one else will ever make me feel like that again because now I am a fighter.
These Peanut Butter Cookies are a bit like me; tough on the outside, gooey in the middle and a little bit nutty. They are an adaptation of the Peanut Butter Cookies from Mumofuku Milk Bar. I have made them gluten free, dairy free and refined sugar free and so so sooooo tasty.
I have made a Peanut Brittle to sweeten the cookies slightly and give them an extra crunch. With-out the brittle they are not quite there... the extra crunch is so worth the effort.
PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES
Makes 9-10 cookies
INGREDIENTS
85 grams Avocado (approximately 1/3 cup or 1 small avocado but measure to be sure)
1/3 cup Maple Syrup
1 Tablespoon Honey
1/2 Cup Peanut Butter (I used all natural crunchy but smooth would work also)
1 Egg
1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
3/4 Cup Almond Meal
1/3 Cup + 1 Tablespoon Arrowroot
1/4 teaspoon Baking Powder
Dash Bicarbonate
1 teaspoon Salt
1 recipe Peanut Brittle (see recipe below)
INSTRUCTIONS
Place the avocado, maple syrup and honey in a blender and blend for 3 minutes.
The mixture will be silky smooth and an odd green colour.
Transfer the green mixture to the bowl of a kitchen stand mixer with a paddle attachment.
Add the peanut butter, egg and vanilla and beat for 30 seconds.
Scrape down the edges of the bowl and then beat on medium high for 3 minutes.
Add the dry ingredients (except for the peanut brittle) and mix on low until just combined.
Break the peanut brittle into small pieces. This can be done by pulsing the brittle in a blender or placing the brittle in a bag and hammering with a rolling pin (I have been known to use the jumping method as well!).
Stir in the Peanut Brittle Pieces (not literally your hand; but not by the mixer).
Line 2 baking trays with baking paper and grease.
Using an ice cream scooper, or a 1/4-1/3 cup measure, make 9-10 mounds of cookie dough over the 2 sheets. Do not place the cookies too close to each other.
Using your fingers or the back of a spoon, shape each mound into a circle and flatten the tops.
Cover each tray with plastic wrap and place in the fridge for a minimum of 1 hour (can be left for up to 2 days).
Preheat the oven to 190C/370C
Place 1 tray of cookies in the oven and bake for 18 minutes.
Remove and allow the cookies to cool completely on the tray.
Bake the other tray of cookies next. (Don't bake the 2 trays at the same time as the bottom tray will not get crispy on top)
The cookies are best eaten fresh but can be stored in an airtight container for 4 days...good luck not eating them all at once! They are crispy on top and soft on gooey on the inside with crunchy peanut pieces in every bite. Oh yeah they're amazing!
PEANUT BRITTLE
INGREDIENTS
1 Tablespoon Maple Syrup
1 Tablespoon Honey
1/4 Cup Peanuts, skins removed
INSTRUCTIONS
Prepare a split-mat (a silicon baking mat) or line a baking tray with baking paper and grease.
Place the maple syrup and honey in a small saucepan and bring to a rolling boil over medium heat.
Simmer the mixture over a medium heat until it turns a golden colour.
The mixture will need to be stirred continuously to prevent it sticking to the bottom of the saucepan and burning.
Take the saucepan off the heat and immediately stir in the peanuts, ensuring the nuts are coated in the mixture.
IMMEDIATELY spread the coated nuts over the prepared mat/tray and allow to cool completely.
To fasten the process the brittle can be placed in the fridge.
Break in large pieces and serve.
Can be served at room temperature.

I feel like my head is about to explode with over dramatisation!
It must be getting close to the end of the TV season as both my favourite shows have just dropped bombs that I didn't see coming. Despite my screams at the TV and excessive hand gestures, no one listened to me as I tried to warn the hero of his impending murder and the princess of her foolish mistake. They just went on their way getting killed and falling into booby traps.
Do the script writers know what they're doing with my emotions and sanity? I mean, for the next week now I'll be stressing over whether Regina returns to her evil ways and if David is really still alive. Maybe this is why books are better than TV. You don't have to wait a week to find out what happens in the next chapter, you just turn the page.
I think I should just stick to watching simpler shows where I don't become over invested and somewhat obsessed (so who really is A?!). Surely Big Bird would never double cross Ernie, who was actually in cahoots in Abby after being secretly blackmailed by Bert; 'Days of our Sesame Street' ? You can always rely on Sesame Street for some clean fun and hilarious celebrity cameos.
These Chocolate Chocolate Cookies are just as the Cookie Monster intended; crispy on the outside with soft, chocolatey goodness on the inside.
They are also a little bit weird (how unusual for one of my recipes!). Avocado replaces the butter and the maple syrup and honey give the cookies sweetness. The combination of the 2 sweeteners cannot be changed; it helps to give the cookies a crispness and the perfect flavour balance.
This is (yet another) recipe adapted from Christina Tosi of Mumofokos Milk Bar. Her attention to detail and technique is what makes her recipes so successful.
So when the recipe says beat it for 7 minutes, beat it for 7 minutes! I know, it's boring and takes so long. Set your timer and walk away. Check your email, update your Facebook status to "waiting for #cookies", paint your house; just don't stop the cookie magic in action.
These Chocolate Chocolate Cookies are Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Refined Sugar Free and Paleo friendly. I have only used 1/2 an egg in this recipe. This is a matter of waist line control! This recipes bakes 9 cookies, which will last about 9 minutes. If you want to use a whole egg make 18 cookies, otherwise use your left over egg in an omelette.
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE COOKIES
Inspired by Christina Tosi from Mumofucko Milkbar
INGREDIENTS
112 grams Avocado (approximately 1/2 cup or 1 small-medium avocado but measure to be sure)
1/3 cup plus 1 Tablespoon Maple Syrup
1 Tablespoon Honey
1/2 Egg (I know this sounds weird but I couldn't eat 18 cookies myself. If you can double the recipe)
1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
1 Tablespoon Cocoa
1 Tablespoon Coconut Oil, melted
2/3 Cup Almond Meal
1/3 Cup Arrowroot
1/2 Cup Cocoa
1/2 teaspoon Baking Powder
Dash Bicarbonate
3/4 teaspoon Salt
1/4 Cup Chocolate Crumbs (see recipe below)
INSTRUCTIONS
If not already done so make the Chocolate Crumbs.
Place the avocado, maple syrup and honey in a blender and blend for 3 minutes.
The mixture will be silky smooth and an odd green colour.
Transfer the green mixture to the bowl of a kitchen stand mixer with a paddle attachment.
Add the egg, vanilla, 1 tablespoon cocoa, coconut oil and beat for 30 seconds.
Scrape down the edges of the bowl and then beat on medium/high for 7 minutes.
Add the dry ingredients (except for the chocolate crumbs) and mix on low until just combined.
Stir in the Chocolate crumbs by hand (not literally with your hand; but not by the mixer).
Line 2 baking trays with baking paper and grease.
Using an ice cream scooper, or a 1/4-1/3 cup measure, make 9 mounds of cookie dough over the 2 sheets. Do not place the cookies too close to each other.
Using your fingers or the back of a spoon, shape each mound into a circle by flattening the top.
Cover each tray with plastic wrap and place in the fridge for a minimum of 1 hour (can be left for up to 2 days).
Preheat the oven to 190C/375F
Place 1 tray of cookies in the oven and bake for 18 minutes.
Remove and allow the cookies to cool completely on the tray.
Bake the other tray of cookies next. (Don't bake the 2 trays at the same time as the bottom tray will not get crispy on top)
The cookies are best eaten fresh but can be stored in an airtight container for up to 4 days...good luck not eating them all at once! They are crispy on top and soft on gooey on the inside...just as Cookie Monster intended!
CHOCOLATE CRUMBS
Makes 1/4 Cup
INGREDIENTS
1/4 Cup Almond Meal
1 Tablespoon + 1/2 teaspoon Arrowroot
1/3 Cup Cocoa
1 1/2 Tablespoons Maple Syrup
1/2 Teaspoon Salt
1 Tablespoon Coconut Oil, melted
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 150C/300F.
Line and grease a baking tray.
Combine the almond meal, arrowroot, cocoa, maple syrup and salt in a bowl of a kitchen stand mixer and mix on low until mixed together (alternatively do this by hand and use your strong biceps).
Add the coconut oil and mix until combined.
The mixture will form small clumps, similar to a crumble mixture, rather than a normal doughy mixture.
Spread the mixture over the baking tray and bake for 15-20 minutes, or until crispy (but not burnt!).
Allow the crumbs to cool on the tray. Break up the crumbs into small pieces if they have stuck together.Wait to cool completely before using.
Store in an air tight container if not using straight away.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Nothing prepares you for being a Mum.
Not the dogs you get as 'pre-children'.
Not the kids of friends that you 'borrow' to road test your skills.
Not the countless Dr. Seuss books you read or even memorising the lyrics to the Wiggles.
Being a Mum is hard work.
Yep, it's rewarding, the best job on earth etc., etc. ... but it's also exhausting, frustrating and can be a lonely life. For some reason we (Mums) are not supposed to talk about the 'less than perfect' parts of motherhood; it's seen as ungrateful for the precious gifts we have been given. I don't think that's fair. We all have moans and groans about our day jobs, our partners, the choices that 'The Bachelor' makes; why should motherhood be any different? I actually think that airing our concerns and difficulties makes for a being a better mother. Let it out, get over it and move on!
No-one can make you feel as important and loved as a child.
The way they look at you; so innocently and without judgment.
The cuddles and kisses they impart without prejudice or hidden motives.
They love.
You love.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
This Passionfruit Choc-Chip Layer cake is my Mother's Day gift to my self. It's inspired by Christina Tosi from Mumofuku Milk Bar. Christina is a creative dessert genius who is an experimenter and inventor in the kitchen; a passion that I share. I bought her book and excitedly found that could eat NOTHING in it! Nothing! Why excited you ask? You just paid good money for a book you can't use. I was excited because it has given me a chance to take Christinas ideas, flavour combinations and methods and put my own healthy spin on them. I'm sure my versions of her gluten and butter laden desserts are no where near as amazing as the ones served at Mumofuckus in NYC, but they are Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Paleo Friendly and Refined Sugar free which means I CAN now eat something from her cook book.
The Choc-Chip Cake is cooked in a baking tray and then cut into the desired sized circles to create a layer cake. The layer cake is constructed in a spring form tin. This is an important step as it helps to create the shape of the cake. Freezing the built cake helps to create stability in the layers and stop the layers from merging into each other. As the Curd uses Coconut Oil it will go very firm in the freezer; allow enough time for the curd to soften before serving.
The combination of Passionfruit and Chocolate is mind blowingly amazing. This cake is AMAZING! Don't be put off by all the elements. Each recipe is pretty simple and not time consuming at all.Make them ahead of time then construct the cake the day before serving.
Do it for a mum in need of some cake TLC!
PASSIONFRUIT CHOC-CHIP LAYER CAKE
CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE
INGREDIENTS
6 Eggs, separated (best at room temperature)
1/2 Cup Maple Syrup
1 Tablespoon Vanilla Extract
1/2 Cup minus 1/2 Tablespoon Milk (of Choice)
1/2 Tablespoon Vinegar (or Lemon Juice)
3/4 Cup Coconut Flour
100 grams Chocolate chips (see recipe below)
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 175C/350F.
Line and grease a 32cm x 27cm baking tray (a similar size will be fine. Just make sure you'll be able to cut at least 1 3/4 circles out the size of the springform tin you will be using. The rest if the circles will be made from the left over cake).
If not already done so, make the chocolate and allow to set in the freezer for at least 30 minutes.
Place the egg whites into the clean bowl of a kitchen stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment.
Whisk the egg whites on medium/high until soft peaks form.
Slowly add the maple syrup, 1 tablespoon at a time, until large peaks have formed,
Continue whisking on medium/high and add the vanilla extract.
Add the egg yolks, one at a time. Only add the next yolk when the previous one has been fully incorporated.
In a small bowl combine the milk and vinegar.
Whilst still whisking, pour the milk mix into the egg mixture.
In a separate bowl, lightly whisk the coconut flour and baking powder together. Ensure that the coconut flour has no lumps in it.
Turn the whisk to low and add the flour mixture. (If you keep it on high then you will most likely end up wearing the flour).
Once incorporated, return the whisk speed to medium/high to fully mix all the ingredients.
Gently stir in the chocolate chips by hand. Do not over mix as they will start to melt.
Pour the cake mixture into the prepared tin and bake for 18 minutes, or until cooked through.
Remove from oven and allow to cool in the tray.
CHOCOLATE
INGREDIENTS
1/4 cup Coconut Oil
1 tablespoon Maple Syrup
1/4 cup Cocoa
Optional; 1/2-1 teaspoon of Vanilla Extract (for a sweeter, less bitter, chocolate)
INSTRUCTIONS
Over a very low heat, melt the Coconut oil in a saucepan.
Add the maple syrup and stir
Add the cocoa and whisk to combine.
Allow to thicken slightly, but DO NOT boil or over heat (as this causes the coconut oil to separate).
Place in lined dish and freeze until set (approximately 30 minutes)
Store in the freezer.
CHOCOLATE CRUMBS
Makes 1/4 Cup
INGREDIENTS
1/4 Cup Almond Meal
1 Tablespoon + 1/2 teaspoon Arrowroot
1/3 Cup Cocoa
1 1/2 Tablespoons Maple Syrup
1/2 Teaspoon Salt
1 Tablespoon Coconut Oil, melted
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 150C/300F.
Line and grease a baking tray.
Combine the almond meal, arrowroot, cocoa, maple syrup and salt in a bowl of a kitchen stand mixer and mix on low until mixed together (alternatively do this by hand and use your strong biceps).
Add the coconut oil and mix until combined.
The mixture will form small clumps, similar to a crumble mixture, rather than a normal doughy mixture.
Spread the mixture over the baking tray and bake for 15-20 minutes, or until crispy (but not burnt!).
Allow the crumbs to cool on the tray. Break up the crumbs into small pieces if they have stuck together. Wait to cool completely before using.
Store in an air tight container if not using straight away.
PASSIONFRUIT CURD
Makes approximately 2 cups (this recipe only uses 1 1/2. Devour the left overs yourself!)
INGREDIENTS
3 Eggs
2 Egg Yolks
1/2 Cup Maple Syrup (Honey could be substituted but I haven't tried it)
2/3-3/4 Cup Passionfruit pulp (fresh is best-the canned stuff contains loads of sugar)
1/2 Cup Coconut Oil, softened (not melted)
1 3/4 teaspoons Gelatine
INSTRUCTIONS
Place the eggs, egg yolks, maple syrup and passionfruit pulp in a heat proof bowl and whisk by hand until combined.
Bring a saucepan of water to a simmer then place the heat proof bowl over the saucepan.
Make sure the bottom of the bowl doesn't touch the simmering water.
Warm the curd mixture gently and add the coconut oil 1 spoonful at a time, whisking each spoonful in and only adding the next spoonful once the previous has been whisked in.
The coconut oil may look to separate so continue to whisk until the mixture thickens.
Whilst the curd is still warm; sprinkle the gelatine over 2 Tablespoons of water.
Allow the gelatine to 'bloom' (i.e. leave to sit for 5 minutes).
Stir the gelatine into the warm curd until dissolved.
Using a food processor or hand blender, blend the curd until smooth.
Allow the curd to cool before using.
The cooled curd may need to briefly whisked to make it spreadable.
Store the curd in the fridge.
CHOCOLATE CREAM
INGREDIENTS
1 can Coconut Cream (400ml Can), can opened and left in the fridge overnight
2 Tablespoons Cocoa
1 1/2 Tablespoons Maple Syrup
2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
INSTRUCTIONS
Remove the can of coconut cream from the fridge and spoon out the thickened cream from the top of the can into a kitchen stand mixer bowl fitted with a whisk attachment (or use a hand blender). This should measure approximately 1 1/2 cups of unwhipped cream.
Discard the watery remains from the can.
Add the maple syrup and vanilla extract and whip until thick (allow between 5-10 minutes).
Shift the cocoa over the cream and whip until incorporated.
Store the cream in the fridge.
The cream will thicken in the fridge.
CONSTRUCTION
INGREDIENTS
1 Passionfruit
Left over Chocolate Crumbs and Chocolate for decoration
INSTRUCTIONS
This cake can be constructed in either a 5 or 6 inch springform cake tin. I have used a 6 inch tin.
Take the bottom of the chosen tin and cut 2 circles from the choc-chip sheet cake. Make sure at least 1 of the circles is complete. The scraps will be used to complete the 2nd circle (if needed) and form the 3rd, bottom layer.
Take a 6 or 5 inch spring form tin and line the bottom with baking paper. Line the sides of the tin as well, ensuring that the paper goes above the level of the tin edges (you can always add the 2 layer if needed during construction). Make sure the paper is greased.
Using the scraps of the cake, press the pieces into the bottom of the cake tin to fill the bottom of the spring form tin. It won't look pretty but it doesn't matter as there will be 7 layers on top and it will never be seen.
Take the pulp from 1/2 a Passionfruit and spread evenly over the cake.
Spread 3/4 Cup of Passionfruit Curd evenly over the cake to the sides if the tin.
Sprinkle 1/2 the Chocolate crumbs over the curd.
Place the cake in the fridge for 30 minutes to allow the curd to set (this prevents the Chocolate cream from spreading into the Curd).
Spread 1/2 a cup of Chocolate cream evenly over the Curd to the sides of the tin.
Place a piece of cake on top of the chocolate cream (keep the best circle of cake for the top layer).
Repeat the process again as above.
Place the best circle of a cake on top of the Chocolate cream and spread the remaining Chocolate Cream on top; smoothing it out.
Sprinkle some Chocolate and Chocolate Crumbs on top of the cake for decoration.
Place the cake in the freezer for a minimum of 5 hours (you can leave it there for up to 1 day). This helps to set the layers of the cake.
Remove the cake from the freezer and allow it to defrost either in the fridge or at room temperature (not if it's a hot day) for at least 5 hours. Because the recipe uses Coconut Oil (instead of butter) it will freeze hard and may take longer to defrost. If you have time, allow more than 5 hours if you plan to defrost the cake in the fridge.
Slice the cake into pieces and serve.
Store the cake in the fridge after serving.
I challenge the promoters of todays 'fun run' to show me why it shouldn't be changed to an 'un-fun run'. Sure, crossing the finishing line was rewarding; being passed on the final stretch by a 12 year old girl was less so. Making it to the top of the hill was an achievement; getting there caused some gluteal tightness that I'm sure to feel tomorrow (this is also known as 'can't get myself off the couch butt pain'). Going down the hill was super fast; only I looked like a demented horse as I tried to not fall flat on my face. Actually, it was a little fun but mostly challenging. A 'Challenge Run' probably won't get you as many entries as a 'Fun Run' will though.
Today's hill run was my 3rd Fun Run for the year. I tend to judge an event not on the course (although I guess that is important) but on the quality of their T-shirts (today's was ok; best so far, whilst not a fun run, is Spartan), the medals (or lack of for the past 2 runs), the post run hydration and food options (please; just give me water. Who in their right mind wants a beer after running their guts out?) and the fanfare as you cross the finish line. I mean, after running that long you want at least a flag and someone to give you a cheer as you collapse across the finish line. Strangers, family; it doesn't matter!
What would make my Fun Run Day would be one of these Banana Honey Muffins as I crossed the finish line. Bananas for muscle recovery honey for refueling the depleted energy stores and nutty protein to rebuild.
These Banana Honey Muffins are probably the simplest thing on my blog to make. No appliances needed, no fancy ingredients and no nasties! Simple, tasty Banana Honey Muffins. 4 year old H and I decided to make them for his friend Henry, whose favorite lunch is a honey sandwich. They are a muffin version of the honey cakes that are used as currency on the 'Bananas and Pajamas'... but that opens up a philosophical question for all the preschoolers out there. Would B1 and B2 eat Banana Honey Muffins, or is that cannibalistic?
Banana Honey Muffins are a great snack treat, breakfast on the run or warm them up and serve with whipped cream (link) for a winter dessert.
BANANA HONEY MUFFINS
Makes 8 Muffins
INGREDIENTS
1/3 Cup Honey
2 Eggs
1/2 Cup Milk(of choice)
1/3 Cup mashed Banana (approximately 1 medium Banana but measure to be sure)
1 Cup Almond Meal
4 Tablespoons Coconut Flour
1 Tablespoon Baking Powder
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 175C/350F
Line a muffin tray with 8 muffin cases and lightly grease each one.
Put all the wet ingredients into a small bowl and whisk together lightly by hand.
In another bowl, put all the dry ingredients and whisk together lightly by hand.
Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients bowl and stir until combined.
Do not over mix as the muffins will turn out tough.
Divide the mixture evenly into the muffin cases.
Bake for 27-30 minutes or until cooked through.
The tops will go light brown and a little crunchy when done.
Allow the muffins to cool in the tin before removing.
Store in an airtight container.
It's very easy to tell when my 2 little boys are being cheeky. Aside from the giggles and smirking they each have their own 'signature move'.
4 year old H, with his wild blonde curls, has a dimple on his cheek the size of a crater which lights up when he knows his doing something a bit mischievous.
2 year old S has developed his own move that we have dubbed 'crazy eyes'. He stoops his head, furrows his brow and rolls his eyes from side to side. It's a sure sign that he has gone just a little bit loco!
Me; when I'm being cheeky I get the giggles. My giggles are not the most attractive of features. They're more piggish than girlish...yep I'm a snorter and not a quiet one! When I laugh and snort it causes everyone around to laugh too. I know they're laughing at me rather than with me, but at least they're having fun! I can't tell a joke to save myself so my snort is my punch line.
You won't need a punch line with this Chocolate Banana Bread. You may need a 2nd serving, or some whipped cream or jam. It's moist, Chocolatey and healthier than your average Chocolate Banana Bread. Sweetened by dates, it's Processed Sugar Free and Gluten Free and it's Paleo friendly. You can make this Chocolate Banana Bread when you have sure ripe bananas and freeze it for up to 1 month.
CHOCOLATE BANANA BREAD
Makes 1 loaf
INGREDIENTS
1/2 Cup Dates
1/4 cup Boiling Water
dash Bicarb Soda
1 Tablespoon Maple Syrup
1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
270 grams mashed ripe Banana (approximately 2 1/-2 to 3 Large Bananas)
3 Eggs
1/2 cup Coconut Flour
3/4 cup Almond Meal
1/4 cup Cocoa
3 teaspoons Baking Powder
1 teaspoon Bicarb Soda
dash of Salt
2 Tablespoons Milk (Coconut, Almond etc)
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 175C/350F
Grease and line a 20cm (8 inch) x 10cm (4 inch) loaf tin.
Place the dates into a small bowl and covering with the boiling water and add the dash of bicarb.
Allow to sit and soften for at least 30 minutes.
Add the date mixture and the male syrup to a blender and mix until a purée forms.
Place the eggs into the bowl of a kitchen stand mixer and beat on high until fluffy (about 5 minutes).
Add the purée mix and continue to beat on medium. Add the vanilla extract.
Add the bananas to the blender and pulse (alternatively do this with a masher or fork). I like to have mine mainly gooey with a few chunks left in.
Add the bananas to the mixing bowl and beat on medium until well combined.
In a separate bowl sift the dry ingredients together.
Fold the dry ingredients into the mixing bowl, being careful not to over mix.
Add the milk and stir through gently.
Pour the mixture into the prepared tin.
Bake for 55-60 minutes, or until cooked through.
Depending on the reliability of your oven it may pay to start checking at 50 minutes.
Allow to cool in the tin before slicing.
I joined a gang.
I hope it’s the cool gang because at school I didn’t have a Sportsgirl t-shirt or tartan shorts which meant I was in the lower portion of the social hierarchy. So far I don’t know of any dress codes, other than maybe an apron.
I joined the Daring Bakers. It’s a community of bloggers from around the world who, each month, are ‘dared’ to make, recreate and personalize a recipe from another member. Awesome group - now to healthify a recipe!
The April Daring Baker’s Challenge was hosted by Wolf of Wolfs Den. She challenged us to Spring into our kitchens and make Easter breads reflecting cultures around the world. I chose the German Easter Bread as my base recipe and tried to traditionalize it. I had already made Hot Cross Buns, which are about as traditional as we get here in Australia at Easter (besides the Chocolate Bilby), so I borrowed the flavors of the hot cross bun and made a Gluten Free, Dairy Free, Professed Sugar Free, Paleo Friendly Fruit Loaf.
Now I know this tasted good as my husband, who detests nuts in baked goods, scoffed it down quicker than the time it took for the popular girls at school to tell me my overalls looked ugly (in hindsight they were right but I thought I looked cool at the time). Spice things up with some Sugar Free Jam or Whipped Cream and make a fancy afternoon tea.
This recipe, just like the Hot Cross Bun, uses yeast. I know, without the gluten using yeast seems pointless but it does change the texture of the dough hence I still preserver with the waiting and the rising! I also created a flour mix to use in this recipe which is made from Coconut Flour, Almond Meal and Arrowroot. I have always found, when Gluten Free Bread and Loaf baking, that having a variety of flours produces a much more ‘normal’ baked product than using 1 flour by itself. You’ll be seeing this mix again soon in other recipes.
FRUIT LOAF
Makes 1 fruit loaf (approximately 16 pieces)
Adapted from German Food
INGREDIENTS
1 cup dried Mixed Fruit (Sultanas or Currents could also be used)
¼ Cup Slivered Almonds
1/3 Cup Milk (of Choice)
Flour Mix:
½ Cup + 1 Tablespoon Coconut Flour
1 Cup Almond Meal
¾ Cup Arrowroot
Sponge:
¼ teaspoon Yeast
2/3 Cup Cold Milk (of Choice)
Dough:
2 Tablespoons Maple Syrup
1 egg
½ Teaspoon Salt
2 Tablespoons Apple Sauce (see recipe below)
1 Teaspoon Lemon Zest
1 teaspoon Orange Zest
1 teaspoon Yeast
½ teaspoon Vanilla Extract
1 teaspoon Mixed Spice
1 teaspoon Cinnamon
Dash of Nutmeg
Glaze:
2 Tablespoons Maple Syrup
2 Tablespoons Water
1 Tablespoon Gelatine
INSTRUCTIONS
Place the dried mixed fruit in a bowl and cover with water and let them soak. Soak the almonds in the milk. Drain both well before using (see below) after 1 hour.
Sift the Flour mix ingredients together in a mixing bowl and gently whisk until well combined. This will be used in 2 parts to the recipe.
Mix ½ the Flour mix and the other sponge ingredients (yeast and milk) together until it forms a ball. Do this using a kneading hook on a Kitchen stand mixer or by spoon/hand in a bowl. The dough will be soft and sticky, but have come together to form a ball shape.
Leave in the bowl, covered and at room temperature (or in a warm place if a cold day) for 2 hours. This dough is called the sponge.
After 2 hours place the sponge (as made above), the remaining flour mix, maple syrup, egg, salt, apple sauce, zests, yeast, vanilla extract and spices in a bowl and mix until combined. This can be done using a dough hook on a Kitchen Stand Mixer or by spoon/hand. Add in the drained mixed fruits and nuts.
Knead for a few minutes by hand on a well greased surface. The dough will be quite sticky but try not to add any additional flour. It will be sticky and not easy to knead like ‘normal bread’.
Form the dough into a mound shape and place on a lined and greased baking tray. Let the loaf rest on the table for 45 minutes.
Turn oven on to 175C/350F and place a large, empty baking tray in the bottom of the oven.
Before placing the dough in the preheated oven, use a sharp knife to score the top and make a large X shape. This should be a surface marking and not go deep into the dough.
Fill the empty baking tray with boiling water, and place the loaf in the oven and cook for 35 minutes (this is called ‘cooking with steam’).
After 35 minutes cover the loaf with foil and continue cooking for another 20 minutes (total bake time is 55 minutes). If the bottom pan has become empty refill it with boiling water.
Just before the Fruit Loaf is cooked, place all the ingredients for the glaze in a saucepan and bring to a boil.
As soon as the fruit loaf is removed from the oven, brush/pour the boiling glaze evenly over the loaf.
The Fruit Loaf can be eaten warm or cold and is delightful for afternoon tea when served with Jam and Cream. The X mark in the top can help divide the loaf into pieces (I cut each quarter into 4 pieces so had 16 in total).
APPLE SAUCE
This recipe makes much more than needed for the Fruit Loaf so keep it in the fridge for up to 3 days or freeze the left overs.
INGREDIENTS
4 Apples (medium size), peeled and cut into small pieces
3/4 cup Water
INSTRUCTIONS
Place the apples and the water in a small/medium sized saucepan.
Cover the saucepan with a lid and bring to the boil over a medium/high heat
Reduce the heat to medium and simmer for 8 minutes, or until the apple is soft.
Mash or puree apple (retain the water in the sauce).
Store in the fridge for up to 3 days or freeze.